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One day Buff's gilfriend got kidnaped buy som dumass thugs so he decided he neeeded to go save her. So he got in his car and whent to go the find dragonballs so he could wish for to find out where they have tooken her. He finds his first ball but then sudenlly goku is there and goku say to him "can't let you do that this ball is mine and you cant have it" but then buff tells him "no you bitch I need it so I can get girlfriend back cause hugs take her and Im pissed as hell". Goku suddenly got angry and told Buff he's  not allowed to have the balls cause thei're his dragon balls and he's not going to give it up. He then puts his arms behind him and starts to say "Kamahamay" but then Buff punches him relly badly and he shoots lights out of his stomack and blows up to bits. Then buff takes his dragonball and gets back to the car.

Then he went and found another ball under the ocien but there was a krackin down ther and it tried to grab him with its' tensdical. It almost dronded Buff but he got out just in time but then the krackin tried to got him agaim so he punchaed him hard benethe the sea and the water got red with krakcin blood and buts. "Only five more balls to go!" Buff said loud as he got back into his car and heded down the road to were the next balls was. he dryed of arfter the ocien ball.

But then he got to the next ball place and Sonic was there so Buff asked sonic if he could have ball. BUt Sonic thought it was one of Eggman's tricks to cach sonc with a string hench-men. so he would let him have it and tried to run away. So Buff punched the ground behind him really hard so he flew threw the air lik a rocet shop and landed near Sonic and hit him in the head so hard that birds started circling around Sonic's head and lose all his rigns and died cause the pucnh was really hard. Then BUff staid "Sorry SOnicbut I need theis balls for my figlriend"! Buff decided he wouldn't get back to get his care becausd that would be a waste of times.

Buff fund out about the rest of the balls were all in teh same place which he thought was ecxilent so he headed there at the top spreed. He stole a cart from an old person sence they do not drove well anyway and drove it to the site where he saw Batman, Superman, Spiderman, Star Fox and Master Cheif ho were waitin ther. He was super pist and ask them what they what they thuoght they are gonna do with all these balls. The told him they wanted ot all be one fusoned person so they owuld be strongeer then anyone ever bourne. but Buff though that was dumb so he told them ho stuplid they are and made a larg hole by punching the grond and it sucked them up and turned into a volcainoe and eruppted them up in the sky and they died out in space so he stole balls from there dead bodis and left in his car.

He walked wiht the baals to the place where he woud bring out the deagon but then some fuckign guy stole them from him on a motersical and he look at him and say "HEY YOUR THE FUCK THAT STOLE MY GIRLFRIEND YOUGET BACK HER YOU PIECE OF A SHITASSHOLE!" And biff chase and punch him so fukin hard at the ground. HE said "Bring me to where you guys have my girl you son of a bitch manhore..." ANd then the guy led him to their secrete hidout.

When he was in the hidout buff found his girlfriend and a bunch of guys tryinged to rape her with there pants down and dam dirtie peckers wer pounted at her. He punched them hard and their dicks exploded everywhere wit blodd insted off seamin how thay wantred. HE ythen grabbed his woman and made out of there like a bat out of hell. When he get her home sudenly he put her on bed strenthfully and told to her "Don't get kidnaped again like that again you stilly woman! stay inside luke a good gorl" And then they have sex and cum.
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Nice trolling, dude.